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The Unclean

“No!” I cry as I fall into the darkness below. “NO! I’m clean!”

I land gently on the cushioned bottom of this despicable pit. Something wet and sticky touches me and I can’t repress a shudder.

“I’m clean,” I whimper, as my last ray of hope is sealed off with the top of the stinking prison. The darkness is putrid, so thick it is almost tangible. It penetrates every corner of this cesspit.

How I loathe this place.

“Well, well.” The voice slices its way through the darkness. “What do we have here?” Read the rest of this entry

We is Me

There comes a time in one’s life when one simply becomes too much for one’s own self, so one’s self must divide into multiple Ones in order to cope with one’s inner lack of oneness.

And if you’re still reading, then you’re either a) really bored, b) pretending you’re so intelligent and philosophical that the above sentence actually made sense, or c) other: [please specify].

Either which way.

This is not Ham.

This is not Ham.

Hello! We are Ham and Potatoes, in case you missed those big letters at the top of this page. You know, the ones that say “Ham and Potatoes.” Yeah. Those ones. Right there. Uh-huh. Yeah, you got ’em. And as we are of the opinion that there is no such thing as a good first post on a blog (you know, one that will inspire the masses and cause hundreds and thousands of subscribers to flock to our blog), we have decided to go for what is likely the most cliched and boring first just to get it over with: The Introduction Post. Read the rest of this entry

Highest Form of Whit

Bigger. Bolder. Bloggier.*

The Official How To Blog

The official site of how to-ing.

Post it Notes from my Idiot Boss

delivered directly to my computer monitor on an all too regular basis...

Inkjot

little pictures I like to draw

Dysfunctional Literacy

Just because you CAN read Moby Dick doesn't mean you should.

The Librarian Who Doesn't Say Shhh!

Opening books to open minds.

Write, or Else!

Navigating the perils of writing

Flash! Friday

Micro fiction contest

adoptingjames

Read our Mission. Find out how you can help us adopt James.

Covered in Beer

by Thomas Cochran, Known Moron

Eli Glasman

Site of author Eli Glasman

THAT'S DECENT

Things you never thought could be fun, coming back to haunt you